Man, if I was tasked with removing sex objects from somebody’s innards, I would NOT mince words; that report would include ALL the details. I would include the make, model, and SKU (if possible) of the implement(s) I removed from your various crevices.

If we could figure out how to make Elmo think actually-good causes are all edgy and disruptive, just think of how much we could accomplish. I think we just need to change the words to be slightly dumber and video-game-ish.

I both love and hate that their Photoshop “work” included the bits of grass around the tires that this thing was actually sitting on.

Most of these look like they came into existence after a tree fell on the back of them, then somebody threw a loose tarp over the back to cover up the damage, tacked it down, and called it a day.

I’ve seen enough JustRolledIntoTheShop videos to know that mandatory yearly vehicle safety inspections should be the norm in every state.

That's honestly super cool.

Came here to say this. Hell, just swab your own mouth.

This is silly.  You’d get the same results if you swabbed the floor of your house probably.  That’s how culturing bacteria works.  The stuff is everywhere. 

Everyone needs to vote this year like they want the opportunity to vote ever again in the future.

I’m still amazed that American Hitler, a constantly lying severely mentally ill criminal who tried to steal the presidency, is basically tied in the polls with Biden. And considering how Biden has been a prez getting FDR-levels of legislation passed, how news-ish orgs have given him grief for weeks over his gaffes…

Seriously. Vote like you’d like the opportunity to vote again, at all, ever.

I mean, of course it went for crazy money. It’s got to be the only Camry left with an un-dented bumper. That’s basically unobtanium.

Flying boats have the main floatation as the fuselage/hull, specifically. They are also seaplanes which can include floatplanes, amphibious aircraft, and ground effect vehicles.

There’s a clear but simple difference. A seaplane is shaped like a land plane except that instead of having wheels, its landing gear consists of a float or a pair of floats, suspended underneath it.

Stolen joke. “Texas has the gumption to show their Yelp rating on the state flag.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsiolkovsky_rocket_equation

*Jerry Goldsmith music intensifies*

I bet they will spring back

105 F, not 105 C. 105F isn’t gonna kill you, but it might give you mild burns. Hell, the air outside my office right now is almost 105 right now. I don’t want to be outside in it, but it certainly wouldn’t kill me to be out there for a bit.