It’s a well-established scientific fact that when the density of puns reaches a certain point, the laws of physics (and good taste) begin to break down in unusual ways. And as you can see, the the OP’s pun density was quite high, dare I say, many-fold higher than generally accepted safe limits limits.

That’s some innovative “Danger to Manifold” use right there.

Oxy Vinyls would be a great name for a record store/label.

Grille is good.  I’m fine with it.

This thing has been dead since they showed it to people. I don’t think I’ve ever even seen one in the wild.  Ceasing production is really just a formality.

I know this is an incredibly complicated system that is likely not fully-understood by the likes of me, but is there some sense of when the dealership experience might go back to the, lets say, baseline level of terribleness?

Finally, someone here speaks my language. Most Hampton dwellers are probably rich enough to install Nazis into political office and in law enforcement. And they’re definitely sociopathic enough to go through with it, as we have seen.

I’d be willing to bet there are more Nazis living in the Hamptons than there are policing it.

It can only be a thing if people allow themselves to be influenced by these idiots.

Those tires look way too narrow for such a massive truck with gobs of torque.

Hey, George Miller!

I hope the karens who are railing against kei trucks turn their attention towards this. For once they’d actually be doing good for road safety.

Please please please be sooner than ten years, but if it takes ten years, I’ll wait.

True story: I learned that you have to renew your registration from time to time... from a police officer.

See, wacky stories like this are what can happen when cops don’t have guns.

Honest question, because I don’t know the answer...

You’re assuming Elon actually cares about sustaining and growing Tesla, which he demonstrably doesn’t. He cares about his white supremacist hobby horses and petty grudges, which makes the two of them a perfect match.

Oh my god I saw people campaigning for RFK last weekend. It was nuts. Every single one of them looked, not just like a crazy person, but like an extremely unhealthy, badly malnourished crazy person.

Trump is the biggest shit-talker I have ever witnessed - always overpromising and underdelivering.