Drunken idiots in Philly will definitely climb up there and do something stupid to them.

The bearings are intended to remain stationary while the crank or cam spin within them, riding on a tiny cushion of oil.   If the bearings begin to spin, lots of heat is produced and bad things happen.

This must be some obscure definition of the word “help” that I was previously unaware of.

It wasn’t exactly subtle haha

I don’t know about the SEC, but I do know that the FDA and FAA rely extensively on “good faith reporting” from the people they’re regulating.

At that level you’re supposed to have a very well documented plan for selling shares that will clearly fall in the legal lines. If this is even remotely true, not only would I be shocked but also wonder why nobody had sued him sooner or the SEC hasn’t already done something about it.

I’m pretty sure that “Glass Onion” was about him. He is that dumb, he’s just also bold enough to try it.

I wonder if their position on receiving government assistance changed dramatically in the past week.

First Gear: I *almost* find this hard to believe, because it’s so very, very obvious. You’d have to be an industrial-strength idiot to think you’d get away with something like that.

Incoming Pedantry: Big Ben is the name of the largest bell in the tower’s bell-house, not the tower itself. The tower was called the Clock Tower. It was renamed to Elizabeth Tower in 2012.

I BETTER NOT SEE ANY OF YOU REPROBATES NOMINATE THE CHEVY SSR!

I bought a “totaled” 2011 BMW Z4 with 22, 747mi. in 2021. Front end damage, drivers air bags and seat belt. Before buying it, I shopped several body shops and almost gave up. As soon as I said BMW their eyes lit up and you could see that all they had was dollar signs in their eyes. One of the things they were trying…

All my first-line choices have been taken, so I’ll throw in a vote for the Gigahorse.

Not my kind of car, not my kind of money but I would have to agree.

This is utterly pointless. And absolutely awesome.

I live in the south. There are tons of old GM/Chrysler rustbuckets roving about on bald donut spares, misfiring engines merrily belching out black soot as they disregard any and all traffic laws.

Never ford the river. Wait for the ferry. Or if you’re in a real hurry, caulk it up and hope for the best.

Honestly, evolving into multicellular organisms was probably a mistake, in hindsight haha

Agreed it would almost always end badly, but think of the content Jalopnik would get from it!

Congratulations, you just moved the traffic jam into the air, where crashing into another car now comes with a side order of also crashing into the ground.