Look out, Cars and Coffee attendees!  Give this one an extra-wide berth.

True facts: 80% of donated organs come from motorcycle accidents and the supply of organs increases after motorcycle rallies.

Modern Maseratis already appear to be designed by people who don’t actually know how to make cars. The shape looks the part, but under the skin it’s a different story. From the awful transmissions to the inexplicable controls to the borrowed parts to the poor fit/finish, are you quite confident you could tell which…

There’s a real opportunity for the rest of us here. Just hear me out.

Elmo’s just trying to drum up sales for replacement wheels.

Where’d they build the Montreal at?

Cars are built according to their color, visit on any given day and all the cars going down the assembly line are the same color. The time it takes to switch the pain booth from one color to another is fixed. So if you’re going to paint 100 cars that color or 10,000 that changeover time, which isn’t quick, is divided…

I’m genuinely curious as to the math behind “upcharge colors.” It would seem to be simpler and more cost effective to charge the same for all colors, thereby both eliminating the appearance of an upcharge for “fun” colors and probably netting an increased price for the more common colors.

Where'd they build the California at, huh?

Sounds like you are just jealous you can’t afford one and this is like updating your phone in the middle of a 911 call!

It was a Mansory? Are you sure that isn’t how they gave it to him?

Me, driving a Morgan Aero 8 at breakneck speeds through the countryside:

Oh man I thought that lead image was a Mitsuoka and I was SO READY to come in here and fire off a really terrible take.

The real story is that ridiculous sign advertising “More gas per gallon.”

I can’t wait for the Elmo Cult to come tell me how this deathtrap glitch is actually a brilliant feature of the definitely-very-well-designed religious relics they spent so much money on.

The only real big threat to a school bus, would be a massive fully loaded semi. But there’s little likely hood the two would ever encounter one another, bc school buses are usually on residential or main streets while trucks are on the highways. In the rare event that a bus and a big semi are sharing a road, they both…

Everything about the vehicle depicted in this article is overpoweringly stupid and everyone involved with it's genesis should feel deep and abiding shame about what they've done.

When life gives you lemons...

Sooo... Encase it in concrete and make it a tunnel?

Thank you too.  I appreciate it.