COTD is Jalopnik’s McRib.

Man, eugenics has gotten weird, hasn’t it?

A big part of being in a cult is having to constantly apologize for the inherent shittiness of life in the cult.

What do you call a boat load of rich douchebags at the bottom of the ocean?

With the way G/O Media has been going Comment of the Day is an endangered species! 

I’m curious how representative this situation will be of future orphaned EV models. I imagine there will be a decent number of them in the next five to ten years as startups get weeded out due to tightening competition.

close the fucking thread - this is pretty much the one.

(Nissan’s Midnight Purple on a GT-R, AKA the ultimate Forbidden Fruit here in the USA)

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What's next? Is he going to tell me I can't breed Metroids in my back yard?

Are they also going to automatically enroll everyone in the subscription plan, requiring everyone to either pay for it or go through an obnoxious opt-out process?

You know that meme book, “How to Avoid Huge Ships?”

“If brute force isn’t working, you just aren’t using enough”

But if he really wanted it to be nice, wouldn’t he have made it at least under the Infiniti “luxury” brand?  Air-quotes very much implied.

“Finding a runway or road that is long and straight enough to safely make a top-speed run is reportedly proving to be an issue”

The Ghosn were/are tacky as fuck, so...

A billionaire CEO in charge of a massive auto manufacturing conglomerate’s wife asks him to design her a convertible crossover.

How hard would it have been to make the leap and quote the price; especially since you knew it?

I did. It is still hilarious that the “pinnacle of motorsports” only has 10 teams and some of those teams can’t even build more than 2 cars.