The omission of the best stoner vehicle, the VW Bus, is immediately disqualifying.

Neutral - Weed is legal in New York. Can’t blame him for giving it a go.  

maybe not because the cops got fired.

I came to make a George Miller adjacent comment but you beat me to it.

And if we’re honest, the cars in George Miller’s movies look way cooler than this.

I read the whole thing and all I can think is...

I’m not George Miller, so... ND.

You could get a nice ND Miata for this money. It’s almost impossible to justify paying $25,000 for what is basically a worse vehicle in every way.

There was also a dog in the truck, and it survived, too.

The baby elephant suffered a bit of road rash, and was referred to a pachydermatologist.

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Oh, I do. But the government and the corporate lobbyists that run it don’t.

“Officer, I can explain. See, I work for Hyundai in Alabama. And... my phone died, so I got kinda lost.”

retirees.

At least they had an actual monorail!

Really hard to feel sorry for people who can afford to just kind of not work for three years and hang out on a floating norovirus factory.

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful fanciful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny absent ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five 111 passengers set sail that day
For a three hour year tour, a three hour year tour.

I see what you did there!

people were asked to wire transfer $50,000 to secure their place in line for the car, or pay the full $250,000 for one of the one-thousand “Founders Edition” models...