Please submit my resume to F1 and I’ll show you it can easily be done better.

The assumption is that it’s a PR rep for an auto company. But perhaps he ran into a PR rep for Victoria’s Secret or Spanx, and they just had more than enough supplies to pass around.

A PR guy gave me a pair of (unused) underpants, which fulfills a lifelong career goal for me.

How about the Schlongwagen? Same tech, but seats in the back!

If Elon became an “influencer,” it would be easier for me to forget that he exists.

We have a punishment for that. You might be surprised to know it isn't death

The one with the Corvette engine, you say?

I would pay a lot of money to be a passenger in a McClaren F1.

100% my immediate thought

well they all fall under the category “rubbers”

I’ll be honest. Dollar General oil is nowhere near the top of my list of concerns with this thing. It’s comfortably below the engine, the Air Suspension, the electrical system, and the possibility that there haven’t been any oil changes recently.

Yep. Buddy cheaped out on tires. What else was done as cheaply as possible? Did they use oil from Dollar General?

I love that the other models are, and I quote, “Sexy Beast, Kitty Kat, and El Jefe”

Those tires tell me everything I need to know, now that I’ve googled whatever the hell “Cosmo Mucho Macho Tires” are.

Having owned a Miata, and convinced 3x friends to buy Miatas I can say I am a Miata fan. But, they are not the most comfortable car for more then 30-60 minutes at a time, nor are they all that powerful. Enter the Boxster. They drive like a Miata (quick/nimble) but with 80% more power. These early ones are shockingly…

That’s the real kicker these days, it’s harder find a decent Miata for less than $7-8k.

To me PRNDL is a hair less offensive than the C word.

This costs less than a Miata now.

The ad doesn’t show any view of the engine. I always wonder what I might find in situations like that. If this car has really been “babied” by “a mechanic,” I would imagine the engine bay would be something I’d absolutely want to present to a potential buyer. Not doing that makes me thing it’s been “neglected” by “a…

This is probably a reasonable price for this thing. But two things (outside of everything in the writeup) give me pause.