Starred for one of my favorite songs :)

With great trepidation, I have clicked NP on an old, German/British, luxury car. I knew this day would come, but I didn't imagine it would be like this.

I guess this is as good as any a time to reintroduce my E12 concept, in which we stack three four cylinder engines on top of one another.

Next time this happens take two of these and have a nice, long, lie-down

This. I’m not getting the adulation. It’s going going to be a parts bin car that won’t be interesting in any way to an enthusiast. I will suggest Acura going to 3 digit code names for their vehicles was the biggest mistake they’ve made in the past 20 years. So going back to a real names can only be a positive.

Are the trees already bare in New Jersey? Get the sense these may be year-old photos, at least.

I don’t like anything either.

First, thats an incredibly odd thing to base your car purchasing decisions on. 2nd, idk why people insist on using the word “cant” so much.

Counterpoint: the fact that there is not enough room for anyone but you and your SO makes it better, not worse.

In fairness, it does depend on who you are. Single person with no gear intensive hobbies (you know, kayaking, skiing, surfing, etc), living in a city, and it’s definitely a great (or at least plausible) only car. But, that’s like a small fraction of the population. There was a period of time - a couple years - where I…

THIS... is a ticking time bomb that’s a blast to drive, but only if someone else owns it.

Kia Stinger

My question is about your sanity when you say that this looks better than any Mercedes in history.

Looks like Frogger just finished watching X-Men Last Stand, drank a Four Loco, and went full “I’m the Juggernaut, Bitch!”

Small Noses Forever

The dog is a GOOD BOY and should not be dinged for having a dipshit owner.

If you’re old enough/judged responsible enough to drive a vehicle on public roads, you’re old enough/responsible enough to face adult charges for vehicular crimes.

As a fellow cyclist, this is why I’m starting to avoid road biking. Luckily I have a bike trail near my house, but I don’t trust drivers anymore. Either they are distracted or assholes to cyclists. No need to try to kill cyclists since they are making you to get somewhere slower. We take up the lane for our safety. 

I’m certain there are a few highly-paid lobbyists who will be happy to explain it to you!