I always appreciate the irony of a comment about the stupidity of others, complete with a spelling error.

That song is amazing in a very literal sense. As in I am amazed that anyone thought it was a good idea.

Indeed, and pro-tip: a couple decades ago, I picked up for a quarter an insurance adjuster’s handbook for dealing with automotive claims. The section on fire was most illuminating. Obviously, it was not a specialist piece that explained how the high fuel flow rate, hand-assembled hoses, low hours, and natural…

There’s a lot to be said for letting kids be stupid. Solvent in bag is one of those lessons that could have been learned in a lower-stakes situation. Another is when we were helping some friends move, and they had their trusted house cleaner over to help. She revealed her secret cleaning trick: start with ammonia and…

Just because you shat money all over it doesn’t mean I have to help you scoop it back into your own ass.

$23,000 Goosebux = $19,000 Flag-emblazoned TP.

Obviously fight about this Boxter!

It’s better than 911!
Boxer-6 swap all GM products, Down with the LS!
Saab isn’t really bankrupt, it’s actually behind Tesla and Elon is just a Gävle goat in disguise!

Time to tell my DM that my lightning bolt spells out to have splash damage dice!

There is an Act of Zeus report form, but that is usually handled under Sex Crimes.

The actual Camry was two days ago, had a manual, and real 4wd (locking center diff anyway), just as nice, and HALF the price. ND

Punish management and executives? You must be new to the US. That’s not how it works here.

My wife likes to point out that when you get a group of Prius automobiles together, the correct term for it is a “Smug of Prii”.

It would take a maniac to pay that much. But I bet someone will do it eventually.

Jalopnik Law 504: Never buy* another man’s project.

*For purposes of this section, the term “buy” shall mean to pay “real money”.

The term “real money” shall be defined as any amount over $1,000.

Notwithstanding the above, this statute shall under no circumstances forbid the buying, as that term is defined in this…

You guys are looking at this the wrong way. $800 buys you:

I have realised the above sounds trite and irreverent for which I apologise, the killer of Dennis Gilliam should be called to account.

This is why I love America, also why I am very glad to be a reclusive European.

There’s gonna be a point where subscriptions will become too much, leading to someone to say “why don’t we just bundle all the shows together into a package” and call it cable...wait.

This. Good or bad, I would watch it if it was on a platform I already subscribe to.

I mean - I’d love to watch it if it didn’t require another bloody subscription.
Couldn’t Netflix or Amazon or someone have done it?