At this point, Captain Falcon has been in more Smash Bros. games than F-Zero games.

Every time I see someone driving a modern Maserati, the only thing I feel is pity. That thing is going to lose value like it was autographed by Bill Cosby. And that doesn’t even get into the maintenance woes.

“I tried to sell it, honey, but people kept thinking it was a scam.”

Or be rich enough to not give a shit. Resale value is for the poors.

How do you write a “no one’s in the driver’s seat” article without addressing the most important question?!

That looks like the car driven by a Mary K. rep who used to be a prison guard likes to weld things for fun.  

Subaru IROCBRZ

Well I’m feeling the schadenfreude.

Wow, they’re pretty quick to finger the neighbor for it, but I guess the evidence does point to him.

Maricopa PD issued a statement saying they were looking for a bridgestone.

Get rid of dedicated car lanes.

All convertibles are good.

That’s an obscure & ineffective slam on British dental hygiene.

There is actually a legit HIV vaccine in clinical trials right now. But it took a looooong time to get here, and no guarantee that it really works. And no vaccine is 100% effective . True level 5 autonomy is pretty much a pipedream, IMHO. I’ll settle for “super-cruise-like” that can just do Interstate highways in good…

all that remained were “many small problems.”

It’s the end of the world as we gnome it.

If the question is “most 80s car”, not “most expensive/aspirational 80s car”, my vote is for the Escort. You couldn’t open your door in a parking lot without denting one. Otherwise, the most 80s cars hanging on a given adolescent bedroom wall were Lambos and Corvettes.

I would drive this GMC everyday of everyweek.

The Testarossa is certainly the car that defines the 80's boom period from 84-87. Not so sure about the earely 80's when the world was in recession and cars were strangled by emission requirements.