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Campbells.

I, for one, am looking forward to what the proprietary charger and cable will cost and seeing how you have to dig three menus deep just to beep the horn.

Enjoy the convertible now, repair the top at your leisure. Priced to sell and the dream of long sunny drives when the weather is warm. Or bundle up, turn the heat to full blast and enjoy a good drive outdoors now to break the COVID monotony!

Is it a sound and reasonable financial decision? No. But it fucks, and that’s what matters.

Neutral: You need a Jack Russel, not a cat. Dogs are better mousers than cats.

Make it a two stroke V12 and you're hired!

I’d like to run Tesla so I can get nerds on the internet to worship me as a god.

What is funny is no one has the 4C. There was a Dodge Alpha dealer that had a 4c forever. I think one of the Kia dealerships off of I-35 still has a yellow one on display.

This one is perplexing to me. First, does Taunus TC actually mean “Taunus Taunus Cortina?” That’s about the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of, naming-wise. If you’re curious, the actual dumbest thing I’ve ever heard was in 9th grade World History class (discussing the Protestant Reformation) when one of our best and…

I’d argue that they are electric sheep.

Horrible joke, nobody’s gonna get it, take my star.

Do Tesla Stans Dream of Electric Sheep?

Inside Starbucks bathrooms, obviously.

Or Electric Jeep?

In the early evening, just as the sun fell behind the trees - a gale blew from the west just right, and I heard the mournful cries of a broken man...

I. Want. This. Car.

People fail to realize that if we want the cool cars from big names, they need to make mainstream cars that sell.

The Cayenne almost single-handedly saved Porsche.

Looking at the engine bay doesn’t always tell you how well they took care of it (especially when they give it a pressure wash first). Also, having owned an RX8, I am aware you care keep them in great shape for a long time, but there are also very few high mileage ones. I don’t think you get to say a ‘mere 68K miles’…

This is really bad advice.