You could probably fly to Germany, stay at a nice inn or B&B for a week, buy two of these and ship them to the states and have money left over to have your sanity evaluated by a professional for the cost of this one. No dice.

“Patina is SWEATY!”

Fantastic engineering by these things, especially considering the sheer size!

Dude this is Jalopnik.... hot takes that are really hot garbage only. Please and thank you.

Hmmmmm. Not sure what to make of this. All of that expensive work, a new (?) transmission, new wheels, not a ton of miles (we’ve got a 2007 328ix that’s north of 175K right now) and much etc. Yet now he’s got it for sale? I don’t grok that, but hey, life events especially in 2020 are like that . . .

I read the headline and then scrolled down to jam the NP button, what’d I miss?

I’ll take bland over Civic Type-R. That said, I’m going to wait to pass judgement until I see the whole thing. 

Pictured: Helping and caring

Your wordsmithing is very tailented. 

Neutral: The less I think about the election, the more happier I feel and keep my sanity. 

Not that it’s easy for anyone to get into that car and win, just Hamilton.  Sure the Merc is the best car on the grid by far, but Hamilton is the best driver by far as well.  Put those two together and it’s a recipe for an easy championship. 

Been done for a while now ;)

“We intend to deliver beautiful real electric cars. No engine noise, no flesh eating ogres, no pollution!”

I work at a hospital, and there’s people asking to be discharged early so they can go vote.

Okay I will admit that my Blockchain enabled, Nanotechnology powered, EV & Vaccine company is a bit asset light but that means we are nimble- please buy our stock- I will post an animation of what our truck would look like going down a hill soon

I remember another company that was “asset light” 20 years ago

I think it’s Alabama where the Republican Party went to court to prevent curbside voting for people who didn’t feel safe entering a polling place. And of course this is playing out in the courts in real time, so you can’t even effectively plan for how to cast your damn ballot. THAT is the crime here. It should be…

Now I’m imagining a re-write of “No Scrubs” with some more corporate-speak thrown in.

It’s the new “I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”