Definitely our minimum daily requirement of irony (at least at face value; the article turns out to be about accessibility in the sense of comprehensibility rather than affordability).

Well, at 39 you also reach this mark - your remaining life expectancy at 39 is, get this - 39 years if you’re male. That’s the point in your life where, if you make it that far, it technically is downhill from that point forward.

Even among the primes, there are primes and then there are Primes. Unique primes are defined by how many digits recur after the decimal in their reciprocal (1/x). I think there are other definitions as well, but I’m only familiar with the decimal definition.

Neutral: 36 is the product of two squares and the most interesting age you’ll be for a while, from a purely numerical point of view.

What a beautiful image of Mike Pence welcoming his insect overlords.

A fly would know a big pile of 💩when it saw it.

I am with you on this. Partway through my Kramer 5150 build (and so close to the end) and this happens.

HA!  That is f*cking glorious.

Biden’s tweet stole the after-show.  It was brilliant.

Yeah, that fly generated a lot of buzz

Don’t, I repeat, DON”T ask us to dig a picture of you and I engaged in a kiss!

Neutral: Interweb Pundits have had a field day with that fly.

What the hell.

Imagine the horror when you get into your friend’s car and they have organized their gauge units like they organize their homework binders - that is to say not at all - and you can’t find the tach anywhere. The clock is lying on the floor, the radio is in the front of the wheel, the speedo has been discarded for being…

At first I was like “nuh-uh”, but then I realized that 2011 was, in fact, a hair shy of 10 years ago now.

[raises hand slowly] Um, those turbo intakes look dicey as hell.

Funny, I had a FRS for 3 years, sold it - convinced I was replacing it with a Camaro. Was disappointed with the Camaro (despite the obvious performance advantage) and got back into a brand new BRZ instead.

First Gear: I think car mileage will rebound once Covid is under control. I think it will actually shoot way past where it was as we leave being cooped up and drive around just to enjoy driving.

Two that we know of. That number will climb as surely as the sun will probably come up tomorrow.

I don’t own a smart refrigerator, so it probably doesn’t care one way or the other.