ibelle42
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ibelle42

7-speed dual clutch automatic.

Reason #243892 why they hate bikes, more like. The first hundred thousand are pretty much all “I don’t like sharing.

Or is it a flounder, doing a bad job of pretending to be a bee?

I have a year-old Shepherd-Husky mix. The zoomies are absolutely a thing, and if proper zooming is not accomplished in a timely manner, destruction reigns. She also makes weird, honking noises while doing it, which is baffling. It’s not barking, not howling, not growling, nor any other type of “husky vocalization.” It

I'll second this plan.

Few things bring more commuting satisfaction than outpacing cars on a bike.

Dropping the speed limit really won’t impact much. It’s not like it matters how quickly one arrives at the next red light.  You’re still gonna get there, and you’re still gonna wait for the light to turn green.  

I got so much freedumb to lug around, I need a huge truck!

I think you’re right. Previous Patrol generations seem to have been their own thing, that wasn’t sold here.

I might be wrong, but I thought the Armada was just what they called the Patrol in the US market, at least for the outgoing generation.

See, I was thinking it would have a “Sunday Brunch Buffet at a Titty Bar” vibe.

Precisely. Higher pay will practically mandate higher standards across the board. The local governments that would have to approve *and fund* pay raises will be far less tolerant of continuing tomfuckery (and the resulting legal settlement costs) after they ask the people who elected them for money to pay the cops

Excellent work!

Easily? Maybe in a different, less-stupid timeline?

Bonus points if Elmo is on board, or waiting on site.

Careful! If you put too many lights on your car, Teslas will think it's a parked fire truck and plow right the fuck into you at full speed.

I'll be there to give his rotting corpse the finger

What are you talking about? They can autonomously crash themselves into all manner of things!

What’s the harm in cozying up to one more authoritarian regime?