Bonus points if Elmo is on board, or waiting on site.

Careful! If you put too many lights on your car, Teslas will think it's a parked fire truck and plow right the fuck into you at full speed.

I'll be there to give his rotting corpse the finger

What are you talking about? They can autonomously crash themselves into all manner of things!

What’s the harm in cozying up to one more authoritarian regime?

This makes a considerable amount of sense, assuming what you’re suggesting is legal for them to do.

It has to be a typo in the ad copy, right?

Hey, the Miata has infinite headroom with the top down!

My Miata gets pretty far up there on the highway haha!

It galls me to no end that he will get a state funeral.

It seems unwise to wish death on a petty, vindictive shithead with a penchant for abusing the Justice department.

This. It was probably deliberate cherry-picking, rather than outright fakery.

It’s too bad, you know? For all the lives Boeing’s recent crashed planes have claimed, they could have earned back a lot of good will if they’d just crashed *one more* plane.

I have no idea how good the car itself is (or is not) but that name is a crime against typing.

Mercifully so!

Well, they're not MY flying cars, why should someone else get to enjoy them if they won't offer me a ride?!

I am amazed that not one red blooded American, armed with guns and booze, hasn't taken one of these down yet. Simply amazed.

Excellent work.

The plural is “Christophers (Chrises) Christie.” Kind of like Attorneys General or Grands Prix.

Seconded!