That would require Guy A to have both have the drugs and bought the car *17 years ago.* 

Oh, no worries! I’d probably feel the same way as well, had I been in that situation.

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I’ve always felt the E-type to be a little too long. Still love it, but don’t have it on quite the same pedestal as others.

Apparently only compound curves count?

I mean, I'm trying to play devils advocate and failing. Logic is ironclad.

Bravo!

He should try masturbating *with* them. Probably do a bit of good for our collective gene pool.

No, the dicks in the Republican party did that.

That statistic... Doesn’t do as much to further your point as you might think.

I like the cut of your jib.

Preach. Lambos ain't meant to be subtle.

Hard to feel bad for someone’s toy car that costs more than the houses ordinary folks can’t even afford.

I mean, pokemon go was their *second* game to direct people into strange places and steal their data while doing it.

Lots of people vote against their own self-interest for some reason. I'll never understand it.

Fair. I live in NC. Our old house was from the 1970s and has an HOA. Our current house was built around 1916 and doesn’t.

I don’t get gun nuts. I don’t see much point in having any guns, but I get that shooting and hunting are fun for some folks. But, after the first one or two, what are the other 30 for?

I mean, you pretty much nailed it. Get rich or get fucked.

As a graduate of Duke University, a “nonprofit” can find an *endless* number of ways to spend *enormous* amounts of money.

Relax.