Found the fascist!

You know, we need a snappy name for Donald Trump’s sad retirement home for racist dipshits.

What would you call the EPL?

Not a NASCAR fan, but I’m entertained!

Hey, I’m just trying to fit into the new regime here!

I note, to my great chagrin, that you ain’t wrong.

But... I thought he was too busy running all his companies to even go to his court dates. How’s he got all this time to let Trump cheat at golf? And what’s that smell? Could it be a huge pile of weapons-grade bullshit?

Same here. But there are a lot of people I care about who won’t be able to. Like my fuckwits brother’s children who didn’t get a say in any of this.

I thought one of us might be having a stroke, but then I remembered the whole "Canada" thing haha

If you peruse my posting history, you’ll find a litany of more concrete, fact-based, and/or policy-oriented opinions pointing out how awful things will be. This isn’t the only thing I’ve ever posted here, dude. Hell, did you even finish reading my post, wherein I explained why I made the joke in the first place? Come…

It’s always weird when struggling teams fire their struggling drivers and bring in... different struggling drivers. Just shuffling proven mediocrity around endlessly and wondering why things stay mediocre.

Couldn’t agree more. Thankfully, there are other countries out there who value scientific experts, so I can find work elsewhere. Now I just have to figure out if I want to try and beat the rush. I don’t want to leave my friends or the city I love, but they’re hanging white supremacist banners in Durham (one of the…

Buddy, you’re gonna have people from America beating down your door before you know it.

Real talk:  Start making a plan NOW, or you’re gonna have yourself a Canadian version of Trump, and there won’t be a thing you can do about it, because it’ll be too late.

MAGA’s complete disconnect with reality on this issue is insane

Given how easy they are to break, I think calling them a “trolling rollmobile” might be more accurate!

Get out of here and take your well-developed understanding of physics with you, this is Trump’s America now. Those aren’t stains. They’re MAGA Marks, they’re supposed to be there, and anyone who doesn’t have them is a beta cuck or whatever they like to call everyone they don’t like these days.

The laws of physics don’t care about you, and if you ignore them, they will not feel sympathy for you when cause begets effect.

I wish that was just a hypothetical!

Precisely how I feel. I have always tried to meet people where they are, believed that you can’t about someone into agreement. Tried to reason with people, reasonably. And people have loudly shouted that they don’t care for that. So they can have it their way now.

No, but I do remember when they did that with Yugos!