I mean, are we gonna split hairs here?

All that cost-cutting really pissed off a lot of customers in sudden, steep depreciation, though. He sells a product that is, at the same time, reliant on government subsidies, quite expensive, and constantly marketed as “green.” It’s not something most Americans can afford. It’s not something most Red Hats want (or…

One would imagine that such an exchange would have to have been logged somewhere, right? When my company does something with its stock, it’s got to be reported to the investors, the board, and usually the SEC. Ditto the CEO. Just this week, we got a notice that our CEO sold [insert number and dollar amount] of shares…

Honest question: What makes you say that?

First Gear: I’m going to love the look on Elmo’s face when Trump does the opposite of whatever he promised to do to enrich him.

Well, we RE-elected a man who’s clearly and repeatedly demonstrated his willingness to cheat, steal, and defraud absolutely everyone he can to enrich himself. And in the interim, he has started a number of shady business ventures (crypto, social media, NFTs, and the like) which he will now be in the position to regulat…

This is probably the most factually-correct joke-answer I’ve read in quite some time.

Worldwide homogenization would be great, as long as we aren’t caving to the *lowest* common denominator.

I assumed just the bodywork was wooden. I think a wooden chassis/frame would probably break on the first pothole you encountered at speed. Even the luddites in the Wacky British Car Builders Society probably know that a wooden car frame is a terrible idea.

The frame and floors of my house are at least 110 years old, so... Probably?

But does Rudy know that?

Good point, there are so many charges in so many jurisdictions, they all start to run together.

Pretty sure a President can pardon whoever he wants for whatever he wants.  I would LOVE to be proven wrong, though!

Showing up to vote for the man you hope will pardon you, in the car you were ordered to turn over...

I laughed!

I mean, Elon certainly isn’t a ‘MURICAN name. And China’s got like a billion-plus people. That’s just math, yo!

I very nearly got run over by a Tesla that was “Full Self-Driving...” right into me as I went through a crosswalk.  As the “driver” played on his phone. 

The truth doesn’t always make for a snappy headline, and un-snappy headlines don’t pull eyeballs.

It shouldn’t even do *that.* They should be reporting Cost Of Goods, and they’re not because the truth doesn’t make for a snappy headline. They’re relating the sale price of a single truck to Rivian’s TOTAL EXPENSES. That’s including all the money spent up front developing products before there were products to sell.…

Please stop publishing headlines suggesting a company “loses” money on every sale. In addition to being a gross oversimplification of how R&D spending and actual manufacturing costs work, it’s just wrong on its face.