That’s about where I’m at with my hoard. I’ve got an old Knob Creek cask that I had retrofitted into a cabinet. Two levels, each with a rotating platform. Motion-sensing LEDs inside. Plus plenty of real-estate on the top for more bottles!

That's what I keep telling people!

It’s... A lot. It’s one of those things that makes you wonder, “how many American flags equal one Confederate flag?”

My dad is a Boomer. I was GenX until they reclassified 1981 as “millennial” and I said, “fuck you, don’t tell me what I am.”

In before Cybertruck! I personally love the SSR, but I’m fully aware my opinion on this matter is objectively incorrect.

Soft tops only look good when they’re designed that way from the outset. A soft top Miata looks fantastic and there are days I wish I’d gone with that instead. But my wife inexplicably hates convertibles, so the RF was the compromise.

Well, the RF basically IS a targa, so wonder no more, you’ve seen it!

They’re both... “Like the Classic” but with much more of what I’d call rustic barley notes. Not the barley sugar flavor, but like barley in a good whole-grain bread. They're more intense. I need to do a side-by-side haha

You nailed the hard one! Bruichladdich is one of my favorites, alongside Springbank, Benrinnes and Mortlach. I’ve got the Islay Barley 2012/2014 vintages in my special-occasion stash, along with Port Charlotte PMC:01 and one of the 10-series Octomores.

I’m quite aware, my little edgelord. You are free to go eat horse paste or shine red lights on your taint or whatever your self-declared expert of choice tells you to do. I won't say "I told you so" when it doesn't work out how you hoped because I definitely don't care what consequences an adult chooses to inflict…

That just isn't accurate.

Esquire is for people who think that expense and quality are inextricably linked. They’re all about (questionable, but popular) style, rather than actual substance. They’re the idiots who will buy watered-down, chill-filtered Macallan or Lagavulin when vastly superior whiskies like Springbank and Bruichladdich exist.…

Okay

To each their own

I suppose that is The Nuclear Option haha

How much is too much?

It worked in basically every FPS from the early 2000s that tried to look like it was a wide-open world and not a hallway with invisible walls.

This was going to be my answer, but I feared backlash from the Convertible Crew. It would be awesome.

I think a BRZ with a bit more cargo room would be pretty rad.

And, in a... let’s say a questionable testament to the perseverance of the human spirit...