ibelle42
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It’s real weird to for two people to confidently pontificate about an event that happened a decade and a half ago, which neither of them witnessed, on a TV show that neither of them were involved with at the time.

That number’s probably about three times higher than the truth, honestly.

It was always about dollars spent, not miles flown. These are loyalty programs aimed at cultivating dedicated customers. The amount of money they expect to get from their “frequent fliers” is *at minimum* $1 greater than whatever they give back in return. Minus the advertisement budget. If they thought for one second

Precisely why I didn’t right off the bat. It took some thinking to realize there had to be some sort of explanation beyond me having a stroke.

Oh, I get that reference.

The thing about documents is that they’re written, not uttered.

I loved my Miata, but after a many years, I’ve pretty much mastered it and I find myself looking at V8 Vantages and Corvettes with an increasingly lustful eye.

30?! Get off my lawn, you!

If these tech bros want to do their unsafe experiments on an unsuspecting public, I should be able to use them as subjects for *my* experiments whenever I want. After all, Phase I clinical trials are awfully expensive.

I have come to take a perverse joy in closing the ads before I can actually recognize what they’re trying to sell me.

True story: I had a late night in the lab on Monday (yeah, labor day, because I went to the Childish Gambino concert last Friday {side-parenthetical: humblebrag!}). But I left my computer at work, since I’d be there soon enough. So on Tuesday, I awoke feeling rough. Got the ‘rona. I can ONLY read and post with my

Trying to post on your phone is a mandatory round of whack-a-mole to even find the button to post, much less uncover whatever keys you needed to type from under all the ads.

Tragically, that information is tightly locked away within the body of the article, far from the comment section, where he could have never possibly found it.

My nephew tested me with that one a few months ago. The classics never go out of style.

You’ll note that other, more reasonable people did, indeed point out a number of cool tricks Apple has engineered that I didn’t know about (in addition to the ones I *did* know about, and listed for you). Like their aluminum laptop cases being part of the heat-sink. That’s pretty cool stuff.

Couldn’t be feathers, even 30,000 lbs of feathers is way, way lighter than even a few hundred pounds of bricks!

I felt like I was having a stroke until I realized there was a link to the original post.

Oh.

{stonks *continue to* go wild}

And they have a car logo that depicts a woman’s taint.”