Including Ben Shapiro in your argument is a sure sign you’ve already lost.

Is it just me, or is this bit of the engine in there crooked? It looks like it’s got intake lines going to it, so I’m going to guess that’s the supercharger? Please don’t hate me if I’m wrong; I’m not a mechanic.

Boeing. Also, everyone else.

Hopefully not MazeSpin, but...

Or did they show that it actually is, in fact, pretty hard to get it right?

Do you think the guy knows? I bet he does.

Not in 2006, at least. 

No mention of the utterly baffling side mirror situation?  What is even going on with this madness?  

Does Enron still have stock?  Aren’t they completely, totally, all-the-way defunct at this point?  Or is there still some portion of the company that’s wrapping up the judgement against it?

Dark Horse Candidate:

At least there are probably some nearby hedges the driver can hide in. But they typically don’t fit a car.

I’d argue that Tesla has always been a meme-stock.

Hopefully Clarence doesn’t make it to next fucking week.

Good point. Someone should do this experiment.

I’m pretty sure this both a more correct and a more specific answer than any numerical answer could ever be.

That is rad as hell, but also wildly impractical.

This.  That stuff isn’t very expensive vs the monetization on something as over-sensationalized as this video.

Dunno, but it would have the same lift problems in the heat. And it would be hard as all get out to manage such an operation remotely. Imagine one of those carnival crane games, but the crane is flying, in unpredictable wind, by remote control, and the prize at the bottom is alive, unpredictable, and potentially…

If I Google “Twerkstallion,” how many watch lists will I end up on?

I’d lean toward the latter. It’s really hard to pick someone up in a not-helicopter or a not-car even if they’re sitting safely in the middle of a field. Once hills get involved it’s nearly impossible, unless the rescue crews bring hiking gear.