See, wacky stories like this are what can happen when cops don’t have guns.

Honest question, because I don’t know the answer...

Also, some of those used performance cars that would metaphysically “murder” the Z on the track would probably prompt my wife to actually murder me haha

Having just gotten my first taste of “new car depreciation,” I’m much more likely to do something like a C6 Z06 or something that’s around the bottom of the curve haha

I know, it’s really sad.

They just need to replay him saying “I don’t care about you, I just want your vote” over and over and over.

As long as they promise they’ll fix things for them, it’s not entirely irrational. It never pans out, though. But underprivileged also tends to coexist with uneducated, so they never remember the likes of...

Exactly! He could squeeze a little more value out of Tesla in the short term. And Elmo has a social media platform that’s less of a failure than Truth Social that can still reach lots of people for free advertising.

Oh my god I saw people campaigning for RFK last weekend. It was nuts. Every single one of them looked, not just like a crazy person, but like an extremely unhealthy, badly malnourished crazy person.

The phone that you used to “learn” about the 5G towers taking over their brains?

Well yeah, but it’s still a modern sports car with three pedals.  That’s something to be happy about in 2024.  

I really like it. And given my poor Miata was demolished by a tow truck last month, I’m in the market.

First Gear: Donald Trump really only cares about two things, money and having people give money to him. As such, you’d think he’d be trying to win over someone like Elmo, who just got $56ish billion richer, and who directly benefits from increased EV sales.

Just offer them a nominal fee for placing panels/turbines on their land.

Of course not. This “research” is comically flawed and not worthy of publication, much less “interpretation” by journalists who specialize in not-science.

Edit - Ignore me, I can't read

All excellent points. They should test actual astronauts at various points before, during, and after a long stay on the ISS if they want useful results.

Here’s a cool 1,200 of them.

I mean, he had an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator pointed at my head! Whaddya you call it, if not hijacking?

I didn’t know those were documentaries!