Peak Jalop:

In general, I agree. No one has ever yelled another person into agreeing with them. But I don’t think there is much winning over that can even happen at this point.

Sad thing is, his supporters couldn’t understand any of that.

Sounds like a case for...

Seize it through civil forfeiture. Raffle off the ability to press the big red button on the crusher. Donate the proceeds to the local homeless shelter.

That would be the least-stupid explanation I could come up with haha

All of those things are far too complex for car blog commenters haha!

XKCD handled this situation a long time ago, and it’s still the best response to “wormholes and other dumb shit that only works in movies”

Look, if you’re gonna call someone lazy, make it the person who decided to name a bay in the arctic... “Icy Bay.”

The Orcas are stepping up their game.

Modern cars are shockingly safe. For example, my brother used to have a BMW i3. I use the past tense, because he was T-boned in the driver’s door by a meth-head on a motorcycle doing around 95 MPH at the time of impact.

I’m all for dunking on Elmo whenever possible, but the facts don’t seem to warrant an update, as sales are strong.  And any flagging sales can probably be attributed directly to Elmo’s unbearable... well, everything.  I’m not sorry, but I also couldn’t resist.

It looks to me like that road is going over another one, so it’s elevated.  It might have actually gone better for the airborne SUV if it had hit the semi in the trailer.  God only knows how far it fell.

Also wholly appropriate!

Same.

In Philly? Guaranteed.

Wait, what’s that about selling at a loss? How important, exactly, is that?

Well, he’s also one of those too.

Botched jump? That was undoubtedly the best jump of the day!

I’ll look into it, but after running the numbers on TCO for the Miata versus the Gen2 Viper that I didn’t buy in 2018... I am probably going to go with something that’s taken it’s depreciation hit.