Kinja doin’ some weird shit to your post, man.

You beat me to it.  Well done!

He’s only really washing the undercarriage. The sunlight can’t hit it there.

Never ford the river. Wait for the ferry. Or if you’re in a real hurry, caulk it up and hope for the best.

Someone needs to slap a Daytime Emmy on that judge, because he kept his composure in a way that I never in a million years could when presented with a dude, who couldn’t be bothered to be in court, who Zooms into his hearing about his suspended license, from behind the wheel of his own car.

The look on the judge’s face when he sees the guy driving, as if to say, “Wait, is the thing that appears to be happening actually happening?” is funny as all get out.

Honestly, evolving into multicellular organisms was probably a mistake, in hindsight haha

They’re tons of fun! But I’d get one that’s already depreciated. Most of them don’t get many miles, as most people aren’t crazy enough to use one as a DD like me.

I’m betting I never drive that car again.  I just wish the process could proceed faster.

I wasn’t in it, fortunately.

Congratulations, you just moved the traffic jam into the air, where crashing into another car now comes with a side order of also crashing into the ground.

Careful what you wish for!

The OP’s central premise was that doing this would benefit the OEM’s bottom line. It had nothing to do with being “consumer friendly.”

As someone who was recently on the receiving end of a hit-and-run by a shitty tow truck driver, I am all too familiar with this. The body shop’s estimate keeps rising as they dig further into it. Currently somewhere north of $22,000.

Whoosh!

Rice is the real-world Hogwarts.

Full Self Driving.

That kid was around -6 years old when Get Shorty came out.

Now I am too haha

Another billionaire wants to visit (join?) the wreckage of the last billionaire who tried to visit the wreckage of the Titanic.