Cybertruck buyers don’t need the hammer because their skulls are thick enough to do the job.

I thought H2Oi was in Ocean City

Do they not want you to smack things with it because the hammer will break stuff? Or because smacking a hard surface will break the hammer?

You need a Jeep with the removable roof panels!

Yep! That’s exactly it! Literally all electronics are from Foxconn! That’s exactly what I meant!

Once, I tried to take my dog in my Miata. I wouldn’t have normally done this, as I tend to be a sensible person, but he had just had a tooth removed and my wife had something come up, so the Prius wasn’t available to pick him up from the vet’s office.

Foxconn is a Taiwanese company. Not a Chinese company. That distinction matters.

I said the same thing about basically all those movies.

Well then the only question I’ve got is...

The correct thing to do when traveling for vacation is as follows:

Well...

You are literally the craziest person I’ve ever interacted with on this blog.

I remember seeing a preview for it and spent the whole time being like, “who thought this was a good idea?”

That is bad grammar. “Faulted” takes a direct object. Go back to third grade and come back when you understand the English language. If you’re gonna Rules Lawyer, you better come correct.

Dark Horse Theory: Will we have a “Magical Negro” moment?

I forgot they MADE Gran Turismo

Wrong.

Simply. Excellent.

I don’t have a photo any more, but I can share the details of the wildest thing I’ve seen while driving.

I don’t have any shares either. What I do have is popcorn in the microwave.