This is correct.

Agree on all counts. It’s shape is still nutsy to me. Probably because nothing else ever looked quite like it.  But I still want it!

To me, those things always looked equal parts ungainly and rad as hell. I never could square that circle, but I know I’d have one in my garage if such a thing were ever in the cards.

If there was a betting line for this, it would be a toss up between either the 250 GTO or “literally anything else.” Respect the GOAT.

Some people really think they’re smarter/better/faster/stronger than

A well-maintained diesel is probably fine, I just don’t see the point in going to the extra hassle (and expense? Is it expensive to refresh the diesel-specific stuff?) to have one, if you aren’t needing the massive torque it can offer.

My daily commute is usually on foot, so I don’t visit gas stations too often, but I am always surprised by how expensive diesel is here in NC. And most everywhere I go. And my car uses premium fuel.

When you described companies getting caught cheating after the “main” Dieselgate prosecutions as less “fragrant,” you really brought a smile to my face.

The fuck are you talking about?

Self-awareness needs to be added to the Endangered Species list.

I’ll never understand the desire to have a diesel engine for its own sake. If you’re towing and need the torque, fine. But if not, you’re kind of just willfully choosing to pollute more.

Gotta crash-test them first.

That would be awesome haha

Probably so, unfortunately

Welp, that settles that! 

I do know where my PhD diploma is, but I’m pretty sure I have literally never laid eyes on my undergrad diploma even once. They handed out prop diplomas at the ceremony and mailed the real ones after I moved to first job in DC. Fortunately no one ever asks questions about my undergrad degree.

Excuse me sir, I would like a word.

Given it’s penchant for expensive, troublesome maintenance, I fully agree.

They’ll never remove him, because he put them there.  A new, rational CEO would immediately remove the sycophants if they knew what’s good for them.

This joke is enough to drive me up a wall.  Or into one.