The fuck are you talking about?

Self-awareness needs to be added to the Endangered Species list.

I’ll never understand the desire to have a diesel engine for its own sake. If you’re towing and need the torque, fine. But if not, you’re kind of just willfully choosing to pollute more.

Gotta crash-test them first.

That would be awesome haha

Probably so, unfortunately

Welp, that settles that! 

I do know where my PhD diploma is, but I’m pretty sure I have literally never laid eyes on my undergrad diploma even once. They handed out prop diplomas at the ceremony and mailed the real ones after I moved to first job in DC. Fortunately no one ever asks questions about my undergrad degree.

Excuse me sir, I would like a word.

Given it’s penchant for expensive, troublesome maintenance, I fully agree.

They’ll never remove him, because he put them there.  A new, rational CEO would immediately remove the sycophants if they knew what’s good for them.

This joke is enough to drive me up a wall.  Or into one.

But if you put non-Italian tires on a Ferrari, your blasphemy will tank your resale value.

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a Model X door do it’s thing in person, but I bet that was awesome.

All those years in grad school just paid off!

Excellent analysis. Pity most folks won’t read it.

This man has no gag reflex.

Oh, I think that guy absolutely doubted what was definitely about to happen.

If your vehicle requires adult supervision of children entering and exiting it, you done goofed.

Surprised I saw this at Gizmodo first, but someone has filmed themselves getting their finger (maybe?) broken by a Cybertruck.