This would be entirely consistent with basically every chemical reaction or biological process I know of. It will basically always proceed most quickly when there’s the most “stuff” to react (or decay, decompose, hydrolyze, combust, whatever) and will slow down as the reaction turns the “stuff” into “new stuff,” in…

Ok, I’ll bite, who exactly *is* this idiot?

This is an epic dunk.

I like how he "lets her clean the seats."

I bet it can crash one.

You are very much not kidding. That place looks so rough that I would have assumed “installing an airbag simulator device” to be above their level of mechanical know-how, had they not been found to have done exactly that.

I didn’t want to go on vacation this summer anyway...

Oh man, remember when he said Teslas were going to *appreciate* in value after buying them?

Problem is, rich people DON’T pay taxes if they don't wanna.

Like, maybe the workers themselves could... unite and run such an organization themselves.

Does it count if it’s Elmo that’s causing the quality employees to quit their jobs?

Elmo just can’t stop saying “hardcore”

I’m pretty sure you’re making a joke, but I think it sailed right over my head.

You know, you’re right.  I think Ursa Major opportunity for a diplomatic solution here.

You created this pun-purgatory that you find yourself trapped in. You’re just going to grin and bear it.

I was too, but the whole time I was thinking there’s no way a bear wasn’t trying to get some free dinner.

I was ready to come in here about you abusing my childhood memories playing Sword of Vermillion only to realize I was having my own “Berenstein Bears” moment.

It looks like a Continental GT that Mansory tried to have it’s way with, but the car woke up and fled part-way through Mansory’s... process.

Seriously. It’s like getting upset by someone wearing a shirt that says “Famine is Bad”

Not really a real problem per se, but the windows in my Miata will roll themselves down slightly when opening the door to better clear the window trim. When I close the driver’s door after getting in, sometimes the window doesn’t roll that half-inch back up. It doesn’t do that on the passenger side as far as I can…