It's that or when he decided to call that rescue diver a pedophile when the dive team didn't want his weird, homebrew submarine because it definitely wouldn't work.

That really drives home the fact that when you're rich, the law doesn't really apply if you don't want it to.

And then put your “BBQ sauce” on them? You monster!!!

I left after high school. But my whole family lives in Greenville. By choice.

There is way too much going on in this and I don't even know where to start.

For pulled pork, vinegar is the correct sauce base. For ribs or anything else, really, vinegar is not correct.

I’m not certain, but I’m pretty sure the main ingredient is mustard.

Man, I remember that happening. South Carolina is a truly terrible state and I will never live there again.

Cease your blasphemy and reconsider your life.

You are the exception that proves the rule. 

Dear Elmo,

An excellent point haha

I regret to inform you... You’re both right AND wrong at the same time.

This. Just slap a big enough turbo/supercharger on and you’re probably golden

Never gets old.

Oh boy you would probably *absolutely believe* the that people have gone much much farther than simply sleeping on autopilot.

Fair, but the terms “autopilot” and “full self driving” were misleading representations of those systems back then, too.

So tempted to ask if this is sarcasm!!!