Cease your blasphemy and reconsider your life.

You are the exception that proves the rule. 

Dear Elmo,

An excellent point haha

I regret to inform you... You’re both right AND wrong at the same time.

This. Just slap a big enough turbo/supercharger on and you’re probably golden

Never gets old.

Oh boy you would probably *absolutely believe* the that people have gone much much farther than simply sleeping on autopilot.

Fair, but the terms “autopilot” and “full self driving” were misleading representations of those systems back then, too.

So tempted to ask if this is sarcasm!!!

I made the mistake of reading them. They’re so full of asshole demagoguery that we would call them “manifestos” if she’d gone on to do some murders or a little arson.

Sleeping in his car...

Couple ways.

I bet your face feels more pain looking at her than hers is even capable of feeling at this point.

The car payments cut into her cosmetic surgery budget.

She looks like every “after” photo for every possible facial cosmetic procedure all rolled into one.

One who realizes you’re a next-level idiot and will sign whatever they put in front of you?

Blaisey is a made up name...