If their slogan for their “performance car” ads isn’t “Give it some Beans” then this has all been for naught.

I’m glad someone got that!

So, like $30,000?

The companies are as follows:

One small step for man, one giant dick for mankind.

This. Some people have multiple income streams.

There’s definitely a segment of the population living like that, pouring a disproportionate percentage of their income into a “stretch” car or house.

First Gear: Hey, VinFast really IS challenging Tesla... for the title of EV maker losing the most money.

Good point.  I was mostly thinking of some idiot drafting an old-timey “declaration of independence” type document and reading from it in one of their court hearings, rather than engaging in actual domestic terrorism.

Ugh, you're not wrong

Plain text has no tone, meaning it can be hard to differentiate a joke from stupidity.

This is a first rate comment.  Well done.

Don’t you know that it actually doesn’t mean that? Unidentified means we don’t know what it is.

It looks like the car that was on the cover of my 7th Grade Trapper Keeper, only wrapped in the same material they used on the cover of my 6th Grade Trapper Keeper.

I’m kind of surprised I haven’t heard of some of these dopes declaring war on the US.

Wow that list just. 

I feel like every single one of those 2.8 million bags was mine. My bags ALWAYS get lost. Even when I’m flying direct. It’s so common that I always keep a change of clothes and basic toiletries in my carry-on.

And... Apparently that’s fine.

My pants have these little folds of fabric that someone cleverly built into them to hold small objects. I can put all kinds of things in them, keep my hands free, and take my small items with me without even thinking about it.