Good point.  I was mostly thinking of some idiot drafting an old-timey “declaration of independence” type document and reading from it in one of their court hearings, rather than engaging in actual domestic terrorism.

Ugh, you're not wrong

Plain text has no tone, meaning it can be hard to differentiate a joke from stupidity.

This is a first rate comment.  Well done.

Don’t you know that it actually doesn’t mean that? Unidentified means we don’t know what it is.

It looks like the car that was on the cover of my 7th Grade Trapper Keeper, only wrapped in the same material they used on the cover of my 6th Grade Trapper Keeper.

I’m kind of surprised I haven’t heard of some of these dopes declaring war on the US.

Wow that list just. 

I feel like every single one of those 2.8 million bags was mine. My bags ALWAYS get lost. Even when I’m flying direct. It’s so common that I always keep a change of clothes and basic toiletries in my carry-on.

And... Apparently that’s fine.

My pants have these little folds of fabric that someone cleverly built into them to hold small objects. I can put all kinds of things in them, keep my hands free, and take my small items with me without even thinking about it.

It’s 2024; that shit should be digitized and stored in a compliant piece of software.

I guess at least he knows the police have their fingers on the trigger? But then again, that knowledge could force a man into a panic-induced, life-ruining (ending?) knee-jerk mistake.

Bob was entertaining like watching a disaster movie, while Elmo’s entertaining like being an eyewitness to an actual tragedy.

3rd Gear: Has the DOJ really not opened prosecutions for those crashes, the loss of lives, misleading the FAA, dodging regulations, suppressing whistleblowers? Any of it?!

I mean, he’s also a science-denier, but he did actually make some okay cars at the same time.

I mean, I’d love to hear less about him. I’d also love it if he stopped being such a piece of shit.

I am extremely here for the documentaries that will inevitably be made about this whole, quixotic saga.

Well duh, the list of things you likely wouldn’t agree on would take up the whole room.  You can’t fit both the list and yourself in the room, let alone whatever the fuck is on that guy’s face.