There’s blood on your hands, Elmo.

Didn't even think of that, but yeah haha

It’s genuinely incredible to watch the chaos that ensues when the person in charge of a massive company has the attention span of a mayfly. Just one unconsidered, knee-jerk reaction after another.

As someone who’s done their fair share of brewing... The yeast, in addition to producing alcohol, also produce copious amounts of CO2. That CO2 has gotta go somewhere.

Oh definitely. Given this guys claims were rejected, I'm guessing he probably wasn't bringing the work truck back to the motor pool, rather he was bringing it back to his house and skidded on some ice into his own car.

I wonder if this sense of awe and wonder is how people felt when they first looked other famous works of art.

There’s “urban exploration” and there’s “exploring abandoned military facilities.”  

If it was during the proper use of the company vehicle, and he wasn’t impaired, he’d probably be fine. My wife drives city vehicles as part of her job. One of them is the “City Hall On The Go” truck, which is basically a converted U-Haul box truck (that the law says she can drive but her skills say she shouldn’t) and…

I live in Durham NC. I know exactly what you’re talking about.

As a resident of NC, I would love it.

Gonna throw this one out there: try being a white man.

That judge is both a hero and comically lazy.

The “child labor” thing is predominantly an “Alabama Thing” rather than a “Kia/Hyundai Thing.”

Walkin'.

I’d like to say that I mentally inserted an “a” before the phrase “new engine and transmission mounts” but, let’s be real, it’s a Maserati. I could be seeing the (perhaps very near) future of this car’s history.

I saw the number and thought to myself, “Huh, that might be a compelling value proposition.”

This is what’s going on here. It’s also why most people who are provided a vehicle for work are asked not to drive their personal vehicle for work purposes. The employers have got a more robust insurance policy than a lot of individuals.

But is the new flavor grounded to the ground?

Optimally? Zero, that’s what simulators are for.

Little column A, little column B.