Operation SCARLET? That’s some solid acronym work, and little else. This guy has been doing this crap for a long time.

You’d be shocked by what slides at certain DMVs. My mother in law’s sister lived on an island off the coast of Puerto Rico. When she died, we tried to offload her hunk of junk car (an Isuzu Tracker, I think?). But it wasn’t running, and it had expired tags. You can’t sell a car with expired tags there. And there’s no…

Somewhere between 250 and 300k, as of a year or two ago! Pretty much just oil changes, batteries, brakes and a new ragtop.

Yeah, nobody is buying the Hot Wheels version of a normal car by accident. You know if you have the AMG.

You couldn’t even make that up.

This is how the game is played.

No, he understands that he is rich, sells cars and spaceships, and... has Twitter, for whatever reason.

That Mitsubishi doesn’t spend much on its advertising budget.

I have no idea what sort of meaning you are trying to convey here.

I, for one, have popcorn ready to go.

Seriously. Once I got a “grown up job” in 2018 and decided to buy myself a fun car, I foolishly did NOT make the radical choice and buy a Viper when they were like $40k. And then prices just keep climbing right out of my range.

If I had to choose a single word to describe Elmo’s understanding of... well... basically everything, “limited” is probably the most accurate one.

Oh man, their graphic in the “performance” tab is... very much NOT drawn to scale.

Cult members aren’t allowed to speak ill of the High Priest.

Just for fun, I took a look at the Mirage. It starts(!) at almost $17,000 for 78 horsepower. And it’s splash page has the single saddest “boast” I’ve ever heard. Can you spot it?

I member the memberberries

Why even propose a “cheap” version of a very expensive vehicle? There’s a reason a “cheap” S-Class doesn’t exist. Unless you're going to call it a C-Class or something.

Curious if there’s going to be a glut of nice off-lease stuff coming down the like in the future.  Those sub-$50k EQS’s look kinda nice

1st: Tesla really doesn’t want anyone looking too hard at their FSD/Autopilot claims vis-a-vis their liability for those claims.

I wonder if Ron Desantis will denouce Elmo when he gets word that Tesla is building woke gas stations in Florida.