I’m really curious about the person in Denver who lives 30 goddamn miles from the airport lodging 3500 complaints.

This is Georgetown’s karmic justice for perpetually refusing to allow a Metro stop to be built there.

You are the hero we need. Well done, and can I drive it?

Somebody read for comprehension!

Fair points all, but every single one I've ever seen has been a rusty mess that I'd be afraid would disintegrate into brown dust on the slightest impact

Sometimes the spectacle is the point, not the plot. Just like the Mission Impossible or Fast & Furious movies. Or anything made by Baz Luhrman. It’s made to entertain our inner child who just wants to envision a much-more-radical world for a little while.

Whatever, I’d still ride it. The bike, I mean.

That this thing is able to hold itself together under the forces it’s being subjected to is incredible, given the... shall we say... fragile nature of every single X1/9 I’ve ever seen with my own eyes. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one in person without at least one highly-distressing, highly-visible rust hole.

Don’t speak it into existence!  I can hear the idiots from Vanderpump Rules getting absolutely terrible crossover ideas already.

But I don't want Mr. T to pity me!

XKCD has a thing for that. Behold!

I just did my first, actual, honest-to-god spit-take. Ice cold seltzer-water right through the nosepiece.

College kids will always find a place to get irresponsibly drunk.

That’s the Fratzog!  It’s incredibly fun to say!  Try it!

“Bludicrous”

I’m really curious what this car was up to during its “lost weekend” phase.

The people in charge of the conflict are absolutely not in favor of a two-state solution. They care about defeating their supposed enemies more than they care about actually improving the situation for their people.

In D&D terms, they rolled a 1 on their “self awareness” check.

I'll say this: neither the Israeli nor the Palestinian people deserve the sad excuses for "leadership" they are very much stuck with.

One can be in favor of the two-state solution without being anti-semitic.