Can we please talk about the "exciting challenges" line? Lady is a master at what she does.

I will be so, so sad if all of his good work in The Fall gets bulldozed over by his unfortunate decision to take part in this madness.

Not Tommen, so far.

Oh my gosh, that's crazy! No, this was much further south. And he was the only one to show up so obviously out of dress code, thank goodness. He's a big jerk in general, nobody on either side of the family likes him. Luckily the mother of the ring bearer broke it off with him (they weren't married).

These stories, specifically the ones about the crazy MILs, terrify me.

The father of my sister's ring bearer showed up in jeans, beat-up white sneakers and an "Native American" wolf print t-shirt.

My university is currently being sued by a gun rights group to allow guns on campus. We're not even allowed to have candles on campus, but these motherfuckers want to give us guns??

I can't decide which I'm more excited about, the movie in general or the chance to once again fawn over the King in the North in period costume.

I dunno...I mean, he's nice to look at, but I feel like anyone that spends that much time looking at their own dong isn't going to be too worried about how good of a time you're having.

You GUYS, can we please talk about the fact that Anastasia SOMEHOW managed to graduate from college WITHOUT HAVING EVER OWNED A LAPTOP?!

I got really drunk on whiskey and (much like Erin) decided if I was going to bash it, I need to read it. I haven't summoned up enough willpower to read the sequels, and I'm trying to decide if I can still loudly voice my distain for it without having read the whole series.

You know what I find most unrealistic about the book? The fact that we're supposed to believe she somehow managed to graduate college without owning a laptop. HA!

As the product of a successful inter-office (and by inter-office, I mean we were both working menial office-supply store jobs) relationship (4 years and counting, bitches!) I say, rock on with your creeper self.

It's ok, I hadn't seen it until recently either. And then I binge watched both seasons in two days because OH MY GOD.

Oh...

Personally, I think he's incredibly hot, and I think he does a fantastic job acting in The Fall.

The only reason I'm even slightly considering watching this movie (and only on Redbox) is because of Jaime Dornan. It's going to be way too long until the next season of The Fall, and I need my fix!!

Thank you so much for this informative article! I've never really been sure of the distinction between bisexuality and pansexuality, but this made it very easy to understand. I'm sorry people use your coming out as an excuse to hit on you. That's extremely sleazy and gives me the icks.

I thought it was pretty well accepted nowadays that he didn't do it? Or am I wrong?

Her soup was not hot (our clientele is mostly elderly so our soup is so hot it has given servers second degree burns)...