"Get me the fuck out of this piece." -Jaime Dornan

God, we can only hope.

I have zero desire to read the books. I might get drunk on my favorite wine and watch the movie in my room by myself in the dark and never ever ever tell another soul (oooh, the shame!). Purely because I am still 100 percent in denial about the death of Sheriff Graham.

My mother started reading this. Then I found it hidden in the linens drawer (she knew my sister and I had strong opinions about it) and apparently my disdain was enough to shame her into not finishing it.

I'm sort of worried mine has just kind of dissolved away from disuse.

Man, I am with the assistant coach there. I mean, I've got a vagina, so I kinda have to be comfortable with periods, but I mean about the puking. I have literally had nightmares that were just groups of people puking one after the other (like in Sandlot).

For real. I wouldn't even be super happy if my long-term boyfriend did that.

Agreed, especially because (like you pointed out) the restaurant had to agree to the deal in the first place.

Oh, not only was he showing up announced at hospitals, dude was trying to show up announced at her HOUSE. AFTER she broke up with him.

From the article:

Ah. So it's not bad in and of itself, but it has a tendency to magnify assholish behavior to even greater heights?

Yeah, I know, I guess I just got used to saying/hearing it because of all the obnoxious people that come in and are like "I have a gluten allergy, so please make sure I get gluten-free pasta and that it's boiled in separate water than all the other pasta with separate pots and pans and separate spoons. Oh, and bring…

Woah woah woah.

No, a tip is not automatic. But because of the tipping system here in the U.S., it is expected and if you don't leave one, you are literally forcing your server to pay for the pleasure of having to serve you, since your bill amount will still go into his/her total sales, which is what is used to calculate the amount…

I had a table the other day where one person brought in their own food, because she said she was allergic to gluten and the last time she ate there she got really sick (we're an Italian restaurant, and we do have gluten-free pasta, but it would be super easy for cross-contamination to happen if it was extremely…

I did an article about the opening of a Lilly Pulitzer store in the town I live in, and based on the background research I did on her, she absolutely would not care about her clothes being sold in target. If what I read was accurate, the bright, colorful and big patterns she's known for came around because she used to…

I dunno, man. This idiot in my Facebook feed posted a picture of a fire in his laundry room the other day. Like, his dryer caught fire (and not a little one, there was an intense amount of smoke coming out of the room in the pic) and his first instinct was to stop and take a picture of it.

Oh my goodness, one of these ladies is from the town I go to university in! What a cool project, and what awesome women for participating in it.

I know!! That little appreciative mouth-pucker!! I can't!!

Oh man, I'll have to try to find that. Also, I love how Jamie-like that is.