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Fun fact! My nickname is also Cy, and whenever I tried to type that into my old phone, it would always autocorrect to Cybone (what is that even?). So I read your post was was like, "Yes?" And then I had to re read it because you weren't actually talking about me, and I don't in fact bone every talk, dark and handsome

Yeah, I'm real confused about that scene. I rewound it and watched it again and I'm still confused. Halp?

AND THAT SMUG GODDAMN LOOK ON HIS FACE AFTER. I CAN'T.

This is the only appropriate response to Fitz.

Yeah, I think that's what ruins it for me. It just seems like she's trying to hard to be sexy, which is actually preventing her from being sexy. Although this is coming from a woman who has no idea to actually be sexy herself, so you know. Grain of salt and all that.

Oh, I'm sure there are people that find her sexy. I didn't watch the video, but just from the stop image what I think makes her a good person to have chosen for the video is her mischievousness.

Well, regardless of what we think of her, she's certainly having fun.

I agree with everything you said, up until you get to the part about Miley representing sexiness. I know she's trying, but to me nothing about any part of her reads sexy :/.

YES, thank you! I did band and winter guard in HS which just exacerbated my naturally muscular/beefy arms, and I can NEVER find coats/jackets/long-sleeved shirts that fit everywhere.

I like to think it also has something do with how we've progressed from the '8os, as far as victim-blaming goes. Not that we're where we should be, but I like to think we've at least gotten better.

Nope, Thick Woman TM here to say that song makes me angry. It'd be really nice if we could stop basing our worth on the opinion's of men (or other people in general). How about my body is perfect because it's my body. I'll assign my own worth, thankyouverymuch.

Ok, I just obsessed over the original Ursula one, BUT THAT SNOW WHITE GIF OMFG.

Oh my god, that Ursula one is everything.

I had a customer come in yesterday, and she was the last on in her group to decide. It was taking her a long while, and finally she asked me if we had to use a white wine sauce for the shrimp scampi, or if we could use something else in the sauce instead of the wine. I told her that we could do a different sauce, but

Yes! For science.

My whole family convened in Georgia because my nephew was having heart surgery there (none of are from there, so we aren't familiar with the laws and don't know if this is a legal thing or a corporate thing) and we went out to dinner one night at a chain restaurant (can't remember which), and when the waitress asked

The place I work at, we just have a "beverages" tab, it isn't divided by alcoholic vs non-alcoholic. If their computer system is anything like ours, it would be extremely easy to accidentally press the wrong button (especially if they're next to each other and because of how similarly named they are).

See, I feel like twat is tamer than pussy. I would call someone an insufferable twat before I'd call them any sort of pussy.

This guy is an idiot. That plan is designed to fail. People will notice when the family goes missing, and either the truth will come out or everyone will think he's a deadbeat asshole who didn't give two shits about his kids and wife. Or a psycho that murdered his enitre family. Either way, it's not likely to make

I don't even know how I feel about this, I just know if I stop watching it, terrible things will happen.