Just arrange a couple of ‘mommy-daddy wrestling matches a la 50 Shades’ when they pop in. They’ll be so traumatized they’ll never step foot in your room again.

Right? It’s incredible that those same middle-aged white men love preaching about FREEDOM but get offended when someone actually exercises theirs.

just came to me: kaep is just starting to voice his thoughts on the oppression of blacks after only two games played under chip kelly #connectthedots

Rookie cop or not you have a gun and a badge after those 28 weeks.

DC’s police chief had a GED. She’s now that head of NFL security.

Reminds me of people who say stuff like, “I’ve never experienced racism towards myself, never saw it happen to anyone I know, and I myself am not racist, therefore racism doesn’t exist.”

The people most angry over Kaepernick’s refusal to stand are middle-aged white men, who believe the world will end if Hillary wins, and that Donald Trump is the only rational choice. This all came from browsing my Facebook news feed for 5 minutes.

Also - I delete emails all the time and it's definitely not illegal.

And the one they won in 2006 was a fucking gift from the NFL.

Doesn't matter!!!6!!! More than any other franchise!!!! STILLERS

I will never understand people who brag about titles won before they were born. Do you have awesome memories of Bradshaw, Chaleb?

I’m glad I’m not the only one—he looks exactly like Ferrell doing his classic Dubya impression.

Moved to Pittsburgh from NY. It’s great to see the look on their faces when you say “...Okay, you’ve won 6. 4 of them were at least 10 years before I was born.”

Whatever. Car wrecks kill, like, way more people than guns. Why aren’t we outlawing cars, playgrounds, and scooters? I want guns and CTE.

Big Ben looks like a fatter and dumber Will Farrell.

Damn, just seeing that fumble from Touissant brings the hurt back. That rag-tag bunch of Steelers almost managed to beat noodle-armed Petyon in Denver! Of course, they would have gotten murdered by the Pats the next week, so maybe it was for the better to prevent another Brady-Belichick title.

I swear I see Will Ferrell every time they show Roethlisberger making a dumb face on TV. How has that not been an SNL skit?

Roethlisberger looks like someone tried to make Will Ferrell in Fallout 4 but fucked up.

I think that they are just pictures taken out of the graphic novel version of “The Stand.” The one picture even has the Trashcan Man bomb in the seconds before detonation.