Word. The post lost me at “Vine stars.”

1) Funny how Kobashi’s knees were already so shot by this time that he had to take Misawa off the ropes to do the move instead of lifting him in a torture rack.

Exactly. Piracy is just the software, recording and film industries’ boogeyman they trot out when they want to raise prices, attach anti-piracy measures that screw paying customers, hinder technology, and any number of other business-unfriendly practices. Piracy is niche and doesn’t really hurt their bottom lines…

They look and sound like children because that level of intense training and diet, every single day, from such a young age, holds off the onset of puberty. Miller aged 4 years in less than one year because she was finally allowed to go through puberty.

The Ballad of Gay Tony was more fun than GTA 4 and Lost & Damned.

People who have never played GTA just think it’s Hooker Murder Simulator 5000

Starred for “CAWTS” as I imagine John Voight on Ray DOnovan saying all this.

#orangelivesmatter

Holy shit. When you’re rich and can afford any awesome, top shelf liquor in the world, why would you still suck down Sprite, codeine & Jolly Ranchers? Fuck.

Ugh. Thanks for following up.

thirsty as a mop in a desert

Right? I keep hoping these in-your-face open carry disphits meet a scared, trigger happy cop but it somehow never happens. I wonder why that is?

So in “didn’t work before,” what does “before” mean? The time it was accidentally available for a short time if you knew the semi-secret way to get it? If that’s the case, it’s easy to see why the extras didn’t work.

Maryland liquor laws differ by county, which is utter garbage. I’ve lived in Baltimore County (one stop shopping but closed on Sundays) and Montgomery County (cold beer and wine — no liquor — in independent stores, liquor, wine and warm beer in County-run stores). I also lived in a town that straddled the border…

Just tell them that the “too” at the end is implied.

Oh “EDM.” Remember when great producers made music and talented DJs played it at clubs? Now fame whore DJs pay unknowns to make tracks for them, then slap their names on it. Then the few producers that still had big names decided they didn’t want DJs getting all the fame, so they magically became DJs overnight (insert…

Was Phelps’ insufferable mother there mugging for the camera?

Yep. Somehow the best storage option for guns is “loaded, tossed willy-nilly into a duffel bag.”

Went to his show when he was touring with Timbaland, and his band was black, his singers were black.

Seriously. Dude was in the Mickey Mouse Club and NSYNC. There’s no way to just ignore that shit.