Snake’s just getting ready to do some fly fishing, that’s all.

$20,000.

Wow, her anchor really made a fool of her. The station is playing it off as “all in good fun” this morning and Chan is playing along. Of course she is. She’s a lowly weekend weather person working in the #1 or 2 market in the country; it’s an enviable job in a packed profession and speaking out would be career suicide.

Calling it now. Bikini and fishnets. But don’t call it sexist because when the real reason comes out, you’ll be sorry.

It definitely takes a great deal of acting talent for a soft art school kid to portray a gangbanger for years. That’s dedication to his craft!

Brave kid. He should seriously move out of Frederick, though. People who think rednecks are a purely southern thing have never been to rural Maryland.

“Defend” = go fight in a totally different country based on bullshit intel. Sure.

I like seeing UFC guys in suits. Every single one looks like a landscaper with a court date.

“Missing and presumed dead” should be there, eventually, hopefully

Seriously. I’m over 40 and I’m an IT manager. How did I get here?

Libertarian cognitive dissonance is amazing. When your whole ideology is “down with big government” and your standard bearer is a career politician, there’s something wrong.

The happy medium between beach towels and tiny, useless bath towels is the “bath sheet.” It’s essentially a huge towel, close enough to a beach towel, but designed like your regular towels so they match everything else. The towel section of your local Target or whatever will have them.

Well CTE would definitely explain Oz and Vinnie Vegas.

“You don’t want a criminal lawyer, alright? You want a CRIMINAL lawyer.”

I don’t know about this accusation, but the horn section of Uptown Funk sounds so much like “Jungle Love” that, every time I hear it, I hope Morris Day is getting a few bucks.

He is the opposite of “lunchpail” and “scrappy” and whatever other euphemisms for “white” that the Pittsburgh fanbase likes.

I saw this headline on the news on the TV in my company’s lobby:

Not as bad as 3rd person Bioshock, which is just a pair of floating, disembodied arms.