I never thought Pats fans would be as pathetic as Steelers fans, answering every slight with “well we have rings herp derp” but here we are.

Journalist Girl is the worst! I’m a super liberal guy and she’s too idealistic for me. Just the wooooorst.

Joanna Rothkopf: I lost my Showtime log in information and I honestly don’t know how else to access it.

I actually enjoy online but I fully agree with you regarding the lack of single player DLC along the lines of Lost and Damned/Gay Tony. I might have enjoyed those two games more than GTA 4 itself and it feels like a step back for Rockstar to leave single player devotees hanging like that.

This. Though Los Santos Connection is a huge pain in the ass.

The biggest Shark Card you can buy will get you one yacht in the game and nothing else. So you’re paying $100 real life American dollars for a boat in a video game.

Or by George Will

Ardipithecus is my first album in my entire career and it makes me feel so blessed to be able to share my evolution with the Lighteaters as I continue excavating my inner worlds...”

oh please

*can’t

Most of the respondents were young, white married men who are worried that the presence of women in their small teams could create complications in their home life, sexual harassment or affairs. They believe the risk could affect the family-like trust of the group.

It’s a failing of human nature that we make our own experiences absolute. That’s what Hudson’s doing with her “if it’s good enough for me, it’s good enough for you” statement. It completely writes off anyone else’s experiences and feelings about the film and subject matter because Hudson apparently feels her opinion…

I hate to be that guy but

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.

I was just listening to a podcast where Cruz was described as “he looks like John Wayne Gacy without the makeup!” That’s perfect.

I like when people toss around the terms “SJW” and “PC.’ It makes it easy to figure out who the assholes are.

I like when people toss around the terms “SJW” and “PC.’ It makes it easy to figure out who the assholes are.

So they cut out a butt slap and leave in an ass-cheek assisted double powerbomb.

“I can assure you that the Patriots have the best, most luxurious offense planned for next week. It’s gonna make your head spin it’s so good.”

Most performers, if it looks like they’re being very aggressive, what you don’t see is their hand positioned in a place to make sure you don’t hit your head or that you’re comfortable.