I have a sinking feeling that he'll be chillin in that tree for a long ass time.

Someone needs to meet up with Bran ASAP.

Perhaps he's wondering why every woman he meets sticks her ass out at him.

Drake's face in the above picture is extremely awkward though. It looks like he's scared of Rihanna's ass. This and his traumatized reaction to Nicki's ass yesterday are unintentionally hilarious.

Particularly when the other patrons are paying over $300 per person to eat there.

but what did she think of her daddy, Hulk, re-uniting with the nWo

Privileged kids say the darndest things.

I am alarmed that these wealthy parents appear to be raising a cannibal.

I'll be the first but probably not the last Grinch to reply: I don't think this is cute at all. It's not fair to the kid to make her sit through all this, and it's really not fair to anyone else who happens to be in the restaurant at the same time as a bored pre-schooler who's squirming and rolling her eyes.

What a time to be alive

Mariah and Nick?! Naw. Say it ain't so. I love the shit outta these two. Single most entertaining rich couple in celebrity-dom. Of course, let's be real, Mariah will still entertain the unwashed masses with or without Nick. Ooh and there'll be some excellent jokes on Real Husbands of Hollywood if they do break up. I…

The NFL is fucking ridiculous. I really hope baseball can use some of these recent fobbles to make some headway because i would love to see "The League" taken down a few pegs. Say what you will about PEDs and all that but there is a lot less slime and a general small of asshole over MLB than there is on the NFL right…

Man, I guess that means that Weird Al is out of the running for the half-time show. I was kind of hoping the petition to get him on would totally work because seriously-he's way more awesome than Coldplay. Plus, how cool would his live performance of White and Nerdy and Foils be?

news of the day Mr Mariah Carey is a comic. But then I still thimk she wanted to adopt him instead of marrying him.

Strip clubs are cheaper, no?

I am in total agreement. Maybe it's because no one who has come out with one is a brand I would want to associate with. I mean, if Gloria Steinem came out with a scent I would buy the ever-loving fuck out of it. But if I loathe Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, why do I want to smell like them? I also assume that those…

The oddest one of these I've seen is Donald Trump's. Who would buy that?

I don't think you can compare a nice bottle of perfume to Bath 'n Body Works products.

Rated C for Constricted.

For fuck snakes