I would like to use this as an opportunity to promote Peaky Blinders on Netflix because it is awesome as fuck. Hardy plays a the head of London’s early 20th century Jewish gangs. I am giddy with excitement every time he is on the screen because he rocks the shit out of the role.
You can’t make it clean and not get someone involved. Someone will find you, someone will autopsy you and someone will go and inform your family. That is before the pain it causes the people you love.
Nothing Kanye does is humble anything.
“I am not a gay fish” - Kanye West
Michael Caine’s was one of the only ones I thought was actually a humblebrag.
Bow down, bitches. Also, this photo makes me want to wear gloves.
Syphilis.
This whole photo is gold
WTF am I doing with my life
"Did you know that every stripper was one a child?! It's true! Strippers, they're just like us, they had to grow from being babies!" Seriously? And "who knew she had hair??" Anyone with eyes. What do they think the yellow fuzz on her head is, the candy coating of a Peep?
Kris' face here.
Her ass looks ridiculous. I have a big butt. I love my butt and other big butts. But her butt looks like she shoved an ottoman down her underwear.
This is how you know she most likely had her birthday at a paid club appearance.
oh my god those pants.
I think I'm going to just print out pictures of Tom Selleck and decorate my desk space at work with them. I will keep you all updated.
I had this one when I was twelve, but I gave it to my grandma. The ladies at the nursing home got a big kick out of it.
It just seemed wrong to not look at them—to toss them in like they never existed, like it was easier to pretend they were medical waste, hardly worth a second thought.
I was actually living in Easter Europe when they broke, and it only highlighted the double standard within the culture. Woman-on-woman sexuality was accepted because men found it stimulating, but male homosexuality was not only frowned upon, but often violently attacked.
I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.