I initially read the headline as "Jennifer Lawrence and Martin Lawrence are dating" and almost fell out of my chair.

There's margarita salt under the counter. Cheers!

Cannot unsee. It's like an ET finger. *shudders*

That is one LONG finger.

I dance like Elaine on Seinfeld. I regret nothing.

Truth. I am way more scared of the dentist than I was of my abortion provider.

So....One good thing after 10 straight days of shit. Time to drink.

"shutting down abortion clinics doesn't reduce the amount of abortions women get. It just makes it far more likely that they'll be forced to resort to unsafe and illegal alternatives"

Which doesn't faze conservatives at all. In fact, it's better in their eyes because that way they can simply blame the women further by…

Texans like Mayor Parker are the reason I refuse to leave my state to the crazies.

Any media owned by News Corp is not on the side of the Class War that most of us are on.

An Education did that for me. Still can't look at him the same way.

Someone needs to suspend Zack Braff's burner account....

This is the movie that cured me of my Peter Sarsgaard crush.

I have a colleague who manages to be 10 minutes late to every meeting (even if the meeting starts 10 minutes late, he will show up 10 minutes after that). His trendy messenger bag has velcro, which he has to loudly open during someone else's presentation. I would pay to replace it with silent velcro, it annoys me so…

Judging by the fact that this girl doesn't even have Lil Wayne's freaking phone number, it's obvious that he's using this girl for publicity (because a lot of black men gravitate towards white girls no matter what) and has no intention of hyping her up to be the next big thing, which is a sucky thing to do to another…

"forced instead into a section with Snooki and the Teen Moms." I dunno, Snooki is more famous than this lady, and she's said a bunch of dumb stuff on tv.

My dog gave me serious side eye for watching this with the sound on.

She suffers from ARTHRITIS please have some sympathy.

i am the redheaded stepchild of my family.

I think it's like Jessica Simpson mixed with Mandy Moore? Anyway. Her name is CHANEL WEST COAST? That is just ... awful.