If Kimmiekakes just wore clothes that fit her, and laid off the spanx, her body wouldn't be pushing her skin out of places it shouldn't be spilling out of.

Fuck offfffff you are so cute I want to squeeze you.

1st. Angie is photoshopped.

It's okay, Dove will make a commercial about how we need to love ourselves despite the elbow fat.

"The placenta is a lot like your mouth" is definitely one of the grosser things I've been encouraged to think about today.

Save an unadjusted hospital bill from your child's birth. It's in my daughter's keepsake box and is for $67,000.

I don't know if we as a collective are hating him. My beef stared with that god awful Robin Thicke/Pharrell song that he took none of the heat for. 'Happy' was the final nail in the coffin.

I have never hated a word as much as I hate "bae". There isn't a word that causes more eyerollage in me than "bae".

Lets call this a list of things I will not be sharing with my pregnant SO. And sort of wished I hadn't looked at myself.

I just got caught up with this season. It's like the writers don't even know what to do with the characters, just lazy writing. Alcide, man why?

Everything about Bill is boring. He is beige personified. This will never happen, but they just need to do a spin-off series of Pam and Eric being Pam and Eric. And Lafayette, of course.

Nice try, Biebs. Keep tryin' buddy. Fer cewet.

He is the shitty tattoo king.

damn naya, that was pretty quick...

Are you actor Troy McClure?

Take it up with Forbes Magazine. They made the list.

Wouldn't be the first time. See: Suri Cruise.

They are splitting up everything (properties, money, child/ren) right now,

Ah yes. I always make sure to produce a tiny human to fully back up the image of my sham-marriage.

RR reads this, gets pissed at the spoiler, and rewrites the end of the story so that Bean looks dumb by being wrong.