I think I need to take a break from the internet, all I kept thinking while reading this was, "fake, fake, fake,".

"I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year." Yeah, Gwyneth, that's because you're not that great at acting.

I've never actually seen someone wearing an orange jumpsuit.. I mean I don't often see people wearing jumpsuits period, so.

this sheriff should provide photo evidence of these people walking around at the mall in orange prison jumpsuits. i don't want to believe it. and i don't, actually.

Yeah, the last thing we'd want to instill in prisoners is a desire to be productive members of society! We don't want them to get too comfortable with a sense of human dignity and all.

"...from orange jumpsuits to black and white stripped jumpsuits?"

The first time I saw inmates wearing black and white stripes was in Arizona. They were picking fruit on the side of the road. I thought it was movie shoot and started looking around for cameras. I knew then that I lived in Los Angeles for too long and that the Arizona penal system was archaic.

17. Do you literally think you're better than most other people?

I'm gonna make my own lifestyle website! It will mostly be variations on mashed potatoes and pictures of my nail polish collection.

the tone here is kind of flippant for a story about someone getting shot in the head.

I'm 100% sure she didn't say or otherwise communicate "no, you can't have it, I'd rather crouch down and get a bullet in the head." 100% sure Mark's telling of the story is not the truth of what happened.

Oh come on. The guy said "I will shoot you if you don't give me the phone" and she didn't give him the phone. She could have given him the phone. Just give him the damn phone!

I will never understand why people do stupid things just to keep their phones. Jump down onto the subway tracks? Refuse to give it up in a mugging? CROUCH DOWN AND LET SOMEONE SHOOT YOU? WTF is wrong with you people?

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it should disappear. I mean, it's just a tool, like anything else. Chill. Don't like it? Don't use it. Problem solved! ;)

Facebook better get in line behind the several (!) of my FB "friends" who are selling various MLM products via facebook. First it was the Scentsy, then it was the cheap jewelry, now it's weight loss shakes (combined with daily updates on the seller's progress!) and "3D fiber" mascara.

when you get there do you suck someone off to stay rent free? if so you are doing it right!

Everyone is a survivor these days! Oh the horror! People wanted me around because I'm pretty by some standard. Woe is me.

They've already killed the newsfeed. It's terribly designed, overwhelming to look, and mine is 50% "sponsored posts" already.

Not sure why this is a surprise to anyone. TV ad revenue is going down as fewer people are watching first run shows and even more have access to DVR services so companies are looking to other sources of revenue. I will say that i love seeing the wave of anti-facebook hipsters come out on stories like these. Because…