how can you claim that an Indian wedding, particularly the 3-5 day variety, fall into the "Basic Wedding" category? they are at LEAST in the "Formal Wedding" category. There's nothing basic about any Indian wedding.

the wedding you didn't get invited to :(

That doesnt work in this case. If the mom locked HERSELF in the car while the kids were allowed to go play in the store, sure, no more passing of the genes. But the kids were not at fault here.

Usually, I'm against interfering in other people's child rearing or pet care, but I think it's probably not a bad idea to make a casual habit of glancing into cars as you walk across your office or supermarket parking lot. Actually, being more aware of one's surroundings in general is a fabulous idea. Let's quit…

Waiting for the follow up where SHE calls the police on them. Or sues them for damaging her property/emotional distress.

Seriously, the first thing I would have done is called the cops. The fact that these bystanders just let her go without calling the cops first is baffling.

I don't know if there is a room big enough for both Taylor and Lisa's lips.

YOU

I hate being cynical, but does anyone else smell a bit of PR in the air when they read about Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello? He was just named "Sexiest Man," she ended a relationship with a well-known tool.... They're both super hot but sub-A-list and pushing middle age?

Callie, it's called "frito pie".

Okay, but if those are her 4 year old daughter's slippers, that kid has some giant feet. #footshaming

I worked "in the industry" for 2 years at a high line euro dealership. Nine out of ten times, if someone is being "ignored" it's because they are casually meandering around the showroom. Car salespeople are often busy... very busy.

I hoped beyond hope that this would be a bit of self-aware mockery of Jez's hilariously bad overly-earnest train wreck of an article on the Ancient Egypt video. Having been a reader since 2007, I should have known better.

We're about identical in size! If I could afford J. Crew, I'd appreciate this new size. People get all crabby about the 000, but they don't realize that perfectly "normal"/not stick-thin/not underweight people this size exist! I'm just a mini version of them lol.
I started shopping at H&M because my friends kept…

I don't think they're even changing the measurements for each size though so is that still vanity sizing? They're just adding clothes to fit a 23 inch waist. That sounds super skinny here, but in Asia, that's normal for some of the super small, petite women. Can't blame them for wanting to get some of that market.

Is it just me, or did they photoshop this guy's face to the point of caricature

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

don't feel bad for Jamie, she is making a career of stupid reality shows about love, she's a bachelor alum (Ben's season) and made an absolute fool of herself over that ass Chris Bukowski on bachelor pad

"HOW DID YOU GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE? Also, could somebody answer, like, ONE of Forrest's questions?"

Hey, to be fair Forrest graduated from the intellectual powerhouse that is the University of Alabama. In fact, that might be the most realistic portion of this movie.