She was funny on Friends and on Everybody Loves Raymond, so there's that.

"We're starting the process of making sure the uterus that we picked is not crazy," said Shepherd. "I put out there that I would give someone a free weave for a year and a free Hyundai. Literally, we'd be at the club and these girls would be like 'I'll carry yo' baby.' I don't think so. Eight different shades of hair…

I'm sorry

Also:

Just saw yesterday that Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara are doin' IT.

Cameron Diaz is now dating one of the "Good Charlotte" twins. That's pretty weird.

What about Wilmer and all his ladies? He's the Adam Duritz of basic cable movies.

You realize the Catholic Church has over 1 billion members, right? And that Pope Francis has only been the pope for a little over a year? Like what do you expect the man to do? His predecessors did shitty things and he is trying to fix them. Sorry it isn't going as quickly as you would like.

Do you have nothing in your life to apologize for?

Really? Cars driving in a circle is a live sport?

People are saying this is bad news for Zac because Michelle is into drugs and Zac is supposedly trying to stay sober...I guess not. :(

Is Kanye really oblivious that his wife and mother-in-law notify the paps of their every move? Or is this just some extreme form of cognitive dissonance?

Trying to form an opinion on this, but having trouble since this didn't take place in Florida and is thus ineligible for a Bugs Bunny gif .

I practically lived off ramen noodles at one point. Pretty sure that wasn't an ideal diet for any living creature.

Apparently Harris told everyone that the child looked peaceful when he discovered him, with his eyes and mouth closed. The detective said the child's eyes and mouth were wide open. WORST PART OF THE HEARING.

OR JUST LEAVE THE FAMILY.

I tried to assume the best when the story came out last week, because this sort of thing does happen to genuinely loving parents who just got distracted. And it's just so horrible to think that somebody could intentionally do something like that to their baby.

I'm sorry. I also wish I could post weird sex things and cute animals all day, but breaking news is breaking news.

Oh, I guess I missed that public schools anywhere else in the world offered courses in plastic surgery as part of their curriculum.

Did she seriously just roll up to a person's house, a person with no qualifications or clinical training of any kind, a person she met in a hair salon and just, you know, let them start a course of subcutaneous invasion into her system amongst the magazines and ashtrays in the living room? At what stage did she ask…