I thought Queen B was flawless and had a perfect life as shown in her Tumblr? I thought her marriage was the sacred union that surpassed all other celebrity relationships? I thought she was superior to all other peasants because she managed to keep her life private, with only very controlled glimpses of her fancy…

"But, like, what do we make of all the wedding and pregnancy footage they show during their concerts?"

Their relationship is a packaged product they sell to their fans. Whether it is totally legit or not is anyone's guess, but there is no doubt that this is what they're using to promote themselves now (as opposed to…

Yup. It's hard enough to get a movie made with a black lead, but when one is announced people start complaining the actor cast isn't exactly the right skin tone? I get that there need to be more dark-skinned actors in major roles, but priorities, people.

Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?

If a massive swathe of people who have been almost entirely eliminated culturally and physically over the past 400 years by my ancestors wants to ensure the respect and protection of symbols and practices that their ascendents died for, then I like to think it ain't too hard to pay that respect.

"Oh shit, we're fucked," Garcia reportedly said as he pulled him out of the Ferrari, owned by bedding magnate Michael Fux.

There is nothing wrong with that shirt, what is wrong that American education ignores the atrocities committed against the natives, starting from genocide ending with kidnapping their children and trying to breed the Indian out of them which happened not even a 100 years ago. Not to mention the celebration of the…

you can't do anything. Everything is insulting and Jez has the right to shame you about it. Now go back to feeling constant shame over who knows what it is you've done, are doing, or will do. How can you live with yourself?

"Let me see where I can find a new job."

Is this the same lady who posts about making $15467/month working from home? Cuz this is probably how she does it.

I volunteer in a rescue. Our contract says that the adopter can't sell the dog and it must be returned to us. We also reserve the right to have drop in home visits and take the dog if the adopters are not giving proper care, or abiding by the adoption agreement. We also have a few volunteers who scan Craigslist every…

that's fucked up. also. naming a dog Sally Mae is fucked up because no one likes that dickhead company

its not a beauty pagent, its a scholarship program

"Can you both be old and a former pageant winner?" - Matt Lauer

This is where I do my song and dance regarding not bargain shopping your childcare. I was a nanny for a decade and always worked through agencies.

Ugh I love Patrick Stewart. After seeing his Twitter stuff and a few interviews with him and Ian McKellen I've fallen in love with him. That would be my dream View cast, including Sir Ian.

Jenny McCarthy is a moron. Why, why do people keep listening to her crazy babble? Especially when it comes to Autism and vaccines. I actually have a child with Autism and have to keep telling people no the vaccines didn't cause it. Thanks Jenny McCarthy for helping start the I'm not going vaccinate my kids thing…

I guess it's the fact Sherri is playing it off likes she's leaving voluntarily and Jenny is acting like she's leaving in solidarity with with her when they're both just getting the axe because no one can stand them. I agree they do sound gracious for their time on the show.

I find the format of The View exhausting. There are simply too many co-hosts interviewing the guests at one time. The ladies were often speaking over one another in order to get their question out.